NEWS FLASH: Santa cancels Christmas this year, blames Gabrielle! - 35

Posted : Monday, January 06, 2025 08:07 PM | 10 views


Santa stopped by the other day and said, "Gabrielle, I hope you don't mind, but last year you let me stop by and sample one of the cookies you were going to leave on the plate by the chimney. I must say, the sample made me put your house first on the list for my Christmas deliveries. What merry treat awaits me this year?" I pulled Santa inside and let my robe drop to the floor. An hour later, an exhausted and smiling Santa walked unsteadily to the door, his knees shaking all the while, and as he opened the door he turned and said, "You know, Gabrielle, if that was a sample of what awaits me this year, I will have to cancel Christmas except for your house." I watched from the doorway as Santa walked down the driveway to his sleigh. Slouched and weary, he started to mount the sleigh when I suddenly threw the door open and shouted, "Santa, you might want to get back in here and get your clothes!" If you want to find out how Santa lost all sense of responsibility, give me a call at 513/330-3691. I promise you a great time! No drugs or drunks, and I will not respond to blocked calls. Available 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily. Gabrielle 513/330-3691 nearest asian massage,local escorts charlotte,escorts westchester,women escorts boston ma,birmingham excorts,memphis transexual escorts,asian massage west chester,female escorts westchester,escorts wilmington de,ri shemale escorts
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